For all those with Muslim parents |
ryanbhilliard: Bismiᵓllāh. To all those who are born into Muslim families and get to say “as-salāmu ʿalaykum” everyday to their parents, you can never understand the pain of having non-Muslims parents. So please pray for those of us who don’t, inshāᵓllāh. Thanks. —Yūsuf … lol? I have non muslim parents. They’re not giving me any pain. :/
Shahid & PETA
Make it happen: Psychological evaluation →
Schizophrenia / Anxiety [x] You often have hallucinations or sudden memories you can’t escape. [ ] You can be confused about reality and fantasy. [x] You think people are always staring or talking about you. [x] You have extreme anxiety or fearfulness. [x] You have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite/same [ ] You do not take care of your hygiene as much as others say...
Dogs bearing fruit
Mom: Hey, I have a question, did you spray the (insecticide on the) dogs using the green spray bottle?
Me: yiz why? Kim Jong Il just died
Mom: BECAUSE THE STUFF INSIDE IS MY FERTILIZER!
Me: I washed it first. I'm not that dumb. Maybe I should have though, it's more potent.
Mom: The fertilizer is for worms. It is a very strong insecticide. And also for fruiting. I hope the dogs don't start fruiting now
Me: That'd be cool. I want a mango fruiting dog AND, I sprayed it on the sofa too so you can have mango furniture
Mom: Oh nice ... hope it doesn't grow curly fur!
Me: You high?
Mom: No! I hope the dog won't have curly fur now.
Me: Oh. I thought you meant the sofa.
A Story Without Words
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